The next sentence: Lo pago todo junto.
Why are you paying for everything? You have won the lottery (lo – from the German “Lotto”). Oddly enough, you spent it on a parrot that drives around your home in a go-kart (pago – from the German “Papagei”, “parrot”, and “Go-Kart”) and eats tomatoes out of tins (todo – from the German “Tomaten” and “Dosen”). It also has a girlfriend, a cow with very soft fur that eats none of its tomatoes (junto – from the German “Kuh”, “nichts” and “Tomaten”, spoken softly).