You are in a meeting with fifteen rather reserved experts and want to lighten the mood: I’d like to introduce myself.
You place an egg and a date in front of each of them (I’d), plus a small tablet with the request to give a like at the end (like), and cover it all with a cloth because it is in the way (to). The introverted guests have all brought a thick book about the USA (introduce), and next to the book lies a lily of the valley with a stick of celery on which a fly is sitting (myself).