You want to point at something on the board and ask the room: Does anyone have a laser pen by chance?
First you take a small tin with ears of corn that grow by the Nile (does), put it under the table where a pineapple is lying (anyone), and pull out a feather with your hands (have). “Does anyone have” is worth keeping as a standard building block – you can ask for anything with it. Finally someone gives you a laser device that he bought from a tramp on the street (a laser pen); you can tie it to your leg (by), dance the cha-cha with it, and when the light moves you stand a chance (chance).