A sentence you need everywhere – in a meeting just as much as in a hotel lobby: Can you give me the Wi-Fi password, please?
The lady setting up the meeting room puts a small pot of young wine in front of you (can you), on her lapel she wears a guitar with a feather on it (give), and in the mornings she drinks milk (me) with a bread roll (the). A number is printed on the roll (Wi-Fi password), and at the back of the room a police officer is sitting and reading, just to be safe (please).