You are standing at the taxi rank with a lot of luggage, and a much too small taxi pulls up: I’ve got a lot of luggage today. So I need a bigger taxi.
The little taxi has only one window, and you say “my God” – egg and window (I’ve got). To apologise you give the driver an apple with a lottery ticket attached, something that does not happen often (a lot of); the lottery ticket has holes in it and someone is playing guitar and dancing the cha-cha (luggage). The driver sits down on a cloth showing a fat elephant with a hedgehog in its trunk (today) – a standard image that will keep coming back. Out in the sun you then eat an egg, never dates, plus an apple (So I need a) whose stem you bend down because you prefer it without (bigger).