The belt is uncomfortably tight, and before you take it off you ask about the rules: How strict are the seat belt laws here?
You slap the belt onto your shirt, where it turns into a rope, and you drink tea with it (how strict). At work you sit in an armchair with a sieve on the floor next to you, and your terrier is standing on it barking (are the seat belt). The dog laughs and spits hoarsely like a snake (laws), and his favourite friend is the stag with the red coat (here).